SEASONAL · 14-24 OCT
2 NEW THIS WEEKHalloween, done properly 🎃
Pumpkin patches, torchlight trails and just-scary-enough shows across Bromley, each one sorted by how frightening it gets so nobody ends up carrying a sobbing four-year-old back to the car.
THE FRIGHT-O-METER
How brave is your crew?
Every event on this page is filed by how scary it gets, going on the organiser's own description and age guidance. Check the listing before you book the wobblers in.
Cute, not scary
Little ones · no jump scares
Pumpkins, fancy dress and friendly ghosts. Nap-safe.
Show me these
Spooky fun
Ages 5-10 · mild shivers
Torchlight trails and theatrical spooks. Giggles > screams.
None listed yet
Actually scary
Ages 10+ · real jump scares
Scare mazes and after-dark shows. Not for wobblers.
None listed yet
START HERE
If you only book three things
One per venue, soonest first. The popular evenings sell out weeks ahead.
🎃 CUTE, NOT SCARYHALLOWEEN HOUSE PARTY
Phoenix Arts Club · Wed 14 October · 19:30
A camp Halloween cabaret party at Phoenix Arts Club with musical theatre numbers, Halloween classics and costumes.
from £20Details
🎃 CUTE, NOT SCARYHalloween Festival
Lee Valley Animal Adventure Park · Sat 24 October
Halloween festival at Lee Valley Animal Adventure Park with spooky shows, pumpkin picking and farmyard fun.
from £11.50Details
OCTOBER HALF TERM · 19-31 OCT
A plan for every day of half term
- Mon190 on
Nothing listed yet.
- Tue200 on
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- Wed210 on
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- Thu220 on
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- Fri230 on
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- Sat241 on
Halloween Festival
- Sun250 on
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- Mon260 on
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- Tue270 on
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- Wed280 on
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- Thu290 on
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- Fri300 on
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- Sat310 on
Halloween itself. Nothing listed yet.
Pumpkin patches
5 places- Halloween FestivalWaltham Abbey · Sat 24 Octoberfrom £11.50
- Forty Hall FarmEnfield · A weekend farm wander with animals to spot and picnic space, plus a farmers market with activities for kids.from £1
- Hewitt's Farm shopOrpington · A working farm shop with pick your own fruit and veg in season, plus Christmas trees and wreaths from December.
- Meopham PYOGravesend · Fill a punnet with your own strawberries, apples or squash on a working Kent farm, weekends only from June to October.Free
- Tulleys FarmCrawley · A seasonal farm site with escape rooms, a pumpkin festival, a scare event and a Christmas light trail, plus a year-round tea room.
EVERYTHING ON
2 things on for Halloween 2026
Cute, not scary · 2
- from £20
Wed 14 October · 19:30
HALLOWEEN HOUSE PARTY
Phoenix Arts Club · London
A camp Halloween cabaret party at Phoenix Arts Club with musical theatre numbers, Halloween classics and costumes.
- from £11.50
Sat 24 October
Halloween Festival
Lee Valley Animal Adventure Park · Waltham Abbey · ages 0+
Halloween festival at Lee Valley Animal Adventure Park with spooky shows, pumpkin picking and farmyard fun.
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What's on, when you need it
Everything open and on in Bromley today, with times and prices.
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