Treasure Island - The Curse of the Haunted Seaman

An adults-only pantomime spoof of Treasure Island, 18+ only, full of filthy jokes and outrageous innuendo.

Treasure Island: The Curse of the Haunted Seaman is a completely adults-only pantomime at The House of Lawrence in Stoke-on-Trent, running from 18th to 20th December 2026. This one is strictly 18+, so leave the kids at home. The show follows Jim Blow Hawkins and his crew as they hunt for buried treasure, with the source promising filthy jokes, outrageous innuendo and a ghost story woven through the chaos. It's billed as offensive, rude and hilariously funny, aimed squarely at grown-ups after a rowdy night out rather than a family panto.

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The House of Lawrence (Stoke-on-Trent)Theatrical shows and special-effects illusions in the heart of Stoke, with a family pride after-party thrown in for some dates.Stoke-on-Trent · blue badge parking · card onlySee full listing →